"...deeeeeem civilization has come so far. gonna need to buy more toilet paper..."
But I'm a hipster, though. I like cool gadgets, trash talk ironically, and dress fashionably to mask the nerd that tries every day to reconcile the sharp-horned primal bull. I ride a fixed gear so I won't be lazy on my commute, wearing wannabe wayfarers I got at a music festival while slammed on molly, wear it over the black-frame glasses I've had since before it was popular and because my eyesight is terrible and I am on my last pair of contact lenses.
I dress like a skater kid for the Chuck Norris kicking range of motion. And the shoes are comfy enough for deadlifts, apparently. Otherwise I'd wear my beat up #saucony running shoes for the emminent possibility of a zombie cataclysm.
Being mobile is crucial in a world so frighteningly connected as ours while I write this on my android smart phone. Cementing a legacy that survives my pretentious life span is the key. If I am seen as an overly critical, desensitized man for the remainder... at least my art can live its own life.